A Moment with M.O.M.: Our family's five "Momfinitions"

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Our family's five "Momfinitions"

Bekah and I came across a fun contest today at:http://www.parentsconnect.com/articles/mom-definitions.jhtml I would love to hear your family "Momfinitions" too so let me know that you have posted and your site as well! Have fun!

Here are the links for your reference:

http://www.parentsconnect.com/articles/mom-definitions.jhtml

http://www.twittermoms.com/forum/topics/fun-easy-contest-write-5

1. Mobbish

M.O.M. Definition: Mobbish (mob-ish) verb: Child's behavior that resembles slight similarities to mob activity. ie: swinging the cat by his tail in hopes that it returns like a boomerang.

M.O.M. Sentence: "Johnny if you continue your mobbish activities I will have no choice but to call your father aka: The Family Police!"

M.O.M. Daily Application: I have seven boys do I need to say more?

2. Oddphobia

M.O.M. Definition: Oddphobia (ODD-f-O-B-E-ah) adjective: fear of odd numbers especially in age.

M.O.M. Sentence: "My Oddphobia disorder keeps me from being able to only eat one piece of cake!"

M.O.M. Daily Application: (real moment from our home) As Matthew approached his fifth birthday he seemed disappointed. When I questioned him he said, "Momma? Can't I please just skip five and be six?" I replied, "No son, you must be five first. Why don't you want to be five?" After a pause and with a discouraged countenance Matthew said, "Because five is odd and I don't want to be odd Mommy"

3. Gahmany

M.O.M. Definition: Gahmany (g-ah-ma-nee) adjective: An overwhelming feeling of "Oh my Gosh! I can't believe I'm me!" especially when life moments catch you by surprise. Most commonly felt in moments of intense stress, disaster, or embarrassment.

M.O.M. Sentence: "Gahmany! Not again?!?!" As I stare into the toilet filled with Lego’s, doll parts, matchbox cars and toothbrushes.

M.O.M. Daily Application: Anytime you can't find the 'right' word to express your thoughts on a matter just reply, "Gahmany!"

4. Ammit

M.O.M. Definition: Ammit (a-m-it) verb: a cute and adorable way to say that you didn't do something that wasn't so cute and adorable

M.O.M. Sentence: "Tommy don't feed your food to the dog." "I ammit mom!"

M.O.M. Daily Application: When a child’s words begin to slur together normally because they are being asked to do the unthinkable. ie: take a bath, wear clean socks or actually go to bed on time

5. Baffaloo

M.O.M. Definition: Baffaloo (ba-f-a-loo) noun: most commonly known as a Buffalo

M.O.M. Sentence: (real moment from our home) "Dear Jason, on our trip to Kansas we saw many Baffaloo’s. They were awesome!"

M.O.M. Daily Application: In the world of true children all animals need new names. They think the ones adults came up with are just boring and hard to pronounce!

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Real Moments in my Home!

I purchased a butterfly net for my children since we are having a delightful time watching them this fall. As Matthew ran out the front door he exclaimed with great pride, "I'm the BUTTERFLY hunter!"

As I cleaned out my purse, Sammy and Matthew sat on the bed watching as I went through each item. I found skittles at the bottom of my purse, a cheez it, nickles, dimes and pennies, lip gloss, receipts and more. Sammy said, "Mom it's like another world in your purse!" That child makes me smile!!

Ezekiel just informed me that making my coffee everyday should count as school work... he thinks it falls in the chemistry section since he is mixing coco with my coffee! lol!

After reading our proverbs for the day the children will tell me what verse they liked and what it meant to them. Today, Sammy was extreamly excited to share and raised his hand saying, "Pick me! Pick me! I know what my favorite verse was." "Okay Sammy, what was your favorite verse?" I asked. He replied, "My favorite verse is the one that says: Let no man throw a frog at his brother." The entire family started to laugh. I instantly read through the text again to see what might have sounded like that to him. Finally, I said, "Sammy, I can't find what verse you are talking about." He remained confident and said, "That's the way I heard it." When I told Grandma about it she said, "Well you know that is kinda biblical.. frogs are a curse so what Sammy was saying is: Let no man throw a curse at his brother." It's a good thing we always discuss what we hear in our Bible study.

As Matthew approached his fifth birthday he seemed disappointed. When I questioned him he said, "Momma? Can't I please just skip five and be six?!" I replied, "No... you have to be five first. Why don't you want to be five?" After a pause and with a discouraged countenance he said, "Because five is odd and I don't want to be odd Mommy!"

After all the children had their dentist visit Samuel began explaining how he had such good results. He said, "If you want to be like me all you have to do is only brush your teeth sometimes... the rest of the time... EAT THE TOOTHPASTE"

Bekah walked in while Matthew and I were working on his addition flashcards. She asked, "Matthew what are you doing?" "Doing my Plusing," He replied. I said, "You mean doing your addition" With confidence he turns to me and says, "Yes, that's it's middle name."

Bethany was helping Josiah look for beef cattle online when she came to me and said, "Momma, they had these really sad looking cattle that were super skinny called 'Commercial Cattle'. Momma that's all they would be good for - there wasn't enough meat on them for anything else." My Beth is just too sweet!

Timothy and Elisha were talking about all the contents of the Ark of the Covenant. When Elisha told Timothy that God had put the 10 commandments in it. Timothy replied with confidence, "Well He had too so that Moses wouldn't break them again!"

After several trips to the emergency room with my Timothy. I said, "Timothy, you really must stop hurting yourself like this. Each time we go through that hospital door it's costing Daddy 100.00!" He sweetly replied, "Is there another way we can get in Mommy?"

As Ezekiel and I poured over the garden magazines we ran across the brussel spouts. Ezekiel had never seen them before and with excitment said, "Momma, Look! They sell bite size lettuce!"

As we prepaired to vacume seal our newly butchered chickens. My Beth-Joy said, "Mom I know we want to seal our chickens but I can't figure out how we are going to get that chicken through that skinny slot!"

Jed was about five years old when he ran out to the kitchen and met me with excitement saying, "Mom I think God made my wife last night! I counted my ribs and now I am missing one!"

Matthew and Samuel were playing when the girls and I overheard them and couldn't help but giggle. Matthew wanted to play house and have a baby but Samuel informed him that, "You can't have a baby, Matthew- you're only a 2T"

While driving I often lose cell phone reception with my Joe. I never realized how much the little ones were listening until one day I overheard them say, "Mom and Dad broke up again!" "No Mommy broke up with Daddy" replied Matthew. "No! It was daddy. He broke up with Mommy again!" Replied Sammy. As I listend I thought it was a good thing no one was ease dropping into their coversation- they would think my Joe and I had a pretty rocky marriage! LOL

While on one of our "girls days" Bethany was having a hard time falling asleep. Grandma encouraged her to count sheep. After a few moments of slience we heard Beths sweat voice say, "Thump" We all thought about it for a moment and then Grandma asked, "Beth what was the thump about?" "Oh, one of my sheep ran into the fence... that's all Grandma."

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Our family's five "Momfinitions"

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